Add Insult to Injury Bandaids W/ Asst Sayings 9 pc Display

Each strip measures approximately .75 inch by 2.83 inches, and the wording runs straight across the fabric. Five different phrases rotate through the assortment, each one printed in a bold, direct style that reads from across a room.

Five Phrases Printed Across the Assortment

The sayings are Total Pussy, Clumsy Fucker, Cunty McFuckface, Pencil Dick, and Warning: Utter Wanker. The wording is printed on the bandages themselves, so every strip carries its message whether it is still in the box or already applied.

Nine Boxes of Twenty-Five Strips

A full display holds nine boxes, and each box contains 25 bandages, for 225 strips in total. The display stands 10 inches tall, measures 10 inches in length, and has a 12 inch diameter. It weighs about 2 pounds, which keeps it light enough to move between shelves or a counter without much effort.

Adhesive Strips Sized for Small Cuts

Each bandage uses an adhesive backing, so it attaches to skin in the same way a standard strip does. At roughly three-quarters of an inch wide and just under three inches long, the strips cover a small area while keeping the printed sayings fully visible.

• Adhesive backing for attaching the strip to skin
• Five assorted sayings printed directly on the bandages
• 25 bandages per box
• Nine boxes per display
• Display dimensions of 10 by 10 by 12 inches, weighing 2 pounds