Assholes Live Forever Good Dick Good Man
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Assholes Live Forever Good Dick Good Man - S
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SKU: 782421095666
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| S | $46.97$52.97 | In Stock |
| M | $46.97$52.97 | In Stock |
| Xl | $46.97$52.97 | In Stock |
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Product Description
Slogan Tee for Everyday Wear
Soft, durable fabric makes this graphic T-shirt from Doc Johnson Novelties, printed with the line "Assholes Live Forever Good Dick Good Man.", a relaxed everyday pick for crude-humor fans who don't mind getting noticed. The joke does the talking. The shirt just has to be comfortable enough to wear all day, and it is.
Design & Build
The shirt is made from soft, durable fabric that feels relaxed against the skin instead of stiff or scratchy. The front carries a bold graphic statement in a vibrant print, so the message reads clearly from across a room. The print is made to hold its color through multiple washes, which matters on a shirt whose whole appeal is the text. A faded punchline isn't much of a punchline.
The design is straightforward. There are no extra embellishments competing with the words, and the clean layout keeps the focus on the playful jab at masculinity and confidence.
Sizes and Fit
The shirt comes in four sizes: small, medium, extra large and double extra large. The small runs compact for a more fitted look. The medium offers a comfortable, standard cut. The extra large adds room for a looser drape, and the double extra large is cut fully oversized for a roomy, relaxed style. Every size uses the same fabric and the same print, so the only real choice is how you want it to sit on your frame.
Slogan, Fabric and Four Sizes
- Bold graphic slogan that starts conversations quickly
- Soft, durable fabric for comfortable casual wear
- Vibrant print made to stay bright after multiple washes
- Four sizes, from a fitted small to a roomy double extra large
- Simple design that keeps attention on the message
It's a shirt with one job: make people laugh, or at least make them look twice. It does that while staying soft and wearable enough to pull out of the drawer again and again.
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