Assholes Live Forever Live Fast Eat Ass
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Assholes Live Forever Live Fast Eat Ass - S
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SKU: 782421095567
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Product Description
Graphic Tee Design
Shoppers who collect novelty apparel for a laugh reach for this graphic T-shirt from Doc Johnson Novelties, printed with the slogan "Assholes Live Forever Live Fast Eat Ass." It is made for adults who like crude, cheeky humor and want to wear it where everyone can read it. The joke flips a familiar rebel motto into something far more explicit, and that twist is the whole point.
Two Sizes, Small and Medium
The shirt comes in two sizes, small and medium. Both carry the same bold printed design, so choosing one comes down to fit. The small suits a closer cut or a slimmer frame. The medium gives a bit more room for an easy, everyday drape.
Doc Johnson describes the shirt as crafted for comfort and durability. It is a casual tee meant to be worn often, not saved for a single laugh and forgotten in a drawer.
- Printed slogan: "Assholes Live Forever Live Fast Eat Ass"
- Available in small and medium
- Same design across both sizes
- Built for comfort and durability
- Made by Doc Johnson Novelties
The Slogan's Twist
The wording does the heavy lifting. It reads like a classic punk line at a glance, and then the second half lands. That delayed punchline is what makes people stop, reread and either laugh or raise an eyebrow. There is no subtlety here, and it does not try for any.
Because the message is so direct, this is a shirt for the right crowd. Friends who share an irreverent sense of humor will get it instantly. Strangers will definitely notice it.
Apparel, Not a Toy
This is apparel, not a toy, so there are no settings, batteries or accessories involved. What you get is a wearable joke from a long-running novelty brand, offered in two sizes. Check which fit you prefer before ordering, since the design itself is identical either way. If loud, explicit humor is your style, this tee delivers it in one unmistakable line.
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