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Average Joe the Professor Charles
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Product Description
Product Overview
The Average Joe the Professor Charles from Topco is part of the Wildfire line, catering to those who prefer realistic, medium-sized dongs with authentic feel. Designed with a relatable story and character, this dildo embodies the "average" in size but excels in realism and quality. Its life-like design and detailed craftsmanship make it a compelling addition to your collection, whether for solo play or partnered fun.
Design and Material
Constructed from high-quality TPR (Thermoplastic Rubber), the Charles dong offers a soft yet firm texture that closely mimics the sensation of real skin. Its realistic tip and veined shaft provide enhanced stimulation, while the high and tight balls contribute to the authentic appearance and feel. The product measures approximately 13 inches in height, with a usable insertable length of about 6 inches, a diameter of 3.25 inches, and a girth of 1.7 inches. It weighs roughly 0.75 pounds, ensuring a substantial yet manageable heft during use.
The dong features a light skin tone color—beige—that complements its realistic aesthetic. The design emphasizes ergonomic comfort, making it suitable for targeting the G-spot and other sensitive areas, thanks to its natural shape and size.
Features & Benefits
- Realistic tip and veined shaft enhance tactile sensation.
- High and tight balls add to the realism and aesthetic appeal.
- Harness-compatible suction cup base allows for hands-free play and versatility in use.
- Waterproof construction enables use in the shower or bath for added convenience and pleasure.
- Made from body-safe, phthalate-free materials for safe, worry-free enjoyment.
Usage & Compatibility
The Charles dildo is compatible with most harnesses thanks to its sturdy suction cup base. Its waterproof design makes it easy to incorporate into shower or bath routines, providing extra versatility for users seeking different environments for play. For optimal experience, a water-based lubricant is recommended to enhance glide and comfort during insertion and movement.
Specifications
| Height | 13 inches |
|---|---|
| Length | 5.75 inches |
| Diameter | 3.25 inches |
| Girth | 1.7 inches |
| Weight | 0.75 pounds |
| Color | Light Skin Tone, Beige |
| Material | TPR |
Additional Details
This product is part of the Wildfire line and is categorized under Dongs, specifically in the Non-vibrating subcategory. It is designed to provide a realistic experience with a substantial size that is perfect for G-spot stimulation, deep penetration, or simply satisfying one’s desire for a life-like feeling. The Average Joe The Professor Charles is a registered trademark of Topco Sales, ensuring quality and authenticity.
Features
Phthalate-Free, Waterproof. Average Joe The Professor Charles Dong is crafted from body-safe, non-toxic materials, making it safe for intimate use in various environments. Its realistic design and durable construction make it a reliable choice for those seeking a natural feel combined with practical functionality.
Product Specifications
- SKU
- 788866013050
- Brand
- Topco
- Weight
- 0.75 lbs
- Dimensions
- Length: 5.75" | Width: 3.25" | Height: 13"
- Availability
- Out of Stock
- Color
- Light Color Skin Tone, Beige
- Material
- Tpr
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