Bag of Fucks I Have to Give 3 oz Bag

Candy with a message built in.

Each piece is a fruit-flavored candy molded into the shape of a middle finger, so the joke lands before anyone reads a word. It works for moments when a look says more than a sentence would, and it comes ready to share straight from the bag.

A 3 oz bag meant for passing around

The candy comes in a 3 oz bag, a size that fits on a party table or in a jacket pocket. Because the bag is sharable, you can open it once and let the whole group take a piece. The packaging keeps the candies together as a single batch, so the bag works as one serving to pass from person to person.

Fruit flavors shaped to make a point

Every candy in the bag is fruit flavored and shaped like a middle finger. The shape carries the message on its own, so no caption or note is needed. The flavor is fruity and sweet, giving the joke something pleasant to follow once the laugh fades.

What is in the bag and how to keep it

Each bag holds fruit-flavored candies shaped like middle fingers, sold in a sharable 3 oz package. Keep the bag sealed between uses so the candy stays fresh and doesn't pick up odors from nearby items.

• Fruit-flavored candy
• Shaped like a middle finger
• Sharable 3 oz bag