Eat a Bag of Dicks Keychain

Shape & Texture

The Eat a Bag of Dicks Keychain from Wood Rocket is a bold and humorous accessory designed to make a statement. Crafted with attention to detail, this novelty piece features a playful, tongue-in-cheek design that combines adult humor with a fun, eye-catching form. Its compact size and distinctive shape make it a standout addition to your collection, whether as a gag gift or a conversation starter at parties. The keychain’s shape mimics a humorous, stylized depiction of a bag of dicks, with a slightly rounded, textured surface that enhances its playful appearance. Despite its whimsical design, it maintains a sturdy and durable feel, perfect for everyday use or as a cheeky gift. The vibrant, multiple colors add to its visual appeal, ensuring it catches the eye wherever you clip it.

Material Feel

• Made from high-quality enamel that provides a smooth, glossy surface with a durable finish.
• The enamel construction offers a lightweight feel, weighing just 0.25 pounds, making it easy to carry around without added bulk.
• The keychain’s size measures approximately 3.5 inches in height, 5 inches in length, and 2.75 inches in width, with a diameter of 0.5 inches, giving it a substantial yet manageable presence.
• The textured surface, combined with the colorful enamel coating, enhances the tactile experience, making it both fun to hold and visually striking.
• The durable enamel material ensures the design withstands regular handling and exposure to everyday wear and tear, keeping it looking fresh over time.

Specifications

The Eat a Bag of Dicks Keychain measures 5 inches in height and 2.75 inches in length, with a diameter of 0.5 inches that provides a comfortable grip and easy attachment to keys, bags, or zippers. Weighing just 0.25 pounds, it is lightweight yet sturdy enough for daily use. Crafted from vibrant, multiple colors of enamel, this novelty keychain is designed to stand out with its bright, playful appearance. Its durable construction makes it suitable for frequent handling, and the high-quality enamel finish ensures the colors remain vivid over time. Whether used as a gag gift, party favor, or a humorous accessory, this keychain combines playful design with reliable craftsmanship, making it a memorable addition to any collection.