Fuck You Pops

A finger-shaped lollipop that makes the point for you

Sometimes one gesture says more than a sentence, and this lollipop puts that gesture on a stick. The candy is shaped as a raised middle finger, so the joke registers the moment someone sees it in your hand, before anyone takes a lick. It is flavored like butterscotch, with a warm, buttery sweetness that tastes like classic hard candy rather than anything sharp.

What the candy is made from

The body is built from sugar, glucose syrup, and water. Flavor and color come from artificial sources: artificial flavors, plus artificial colors FD&C Yellow 5, FD&C Yellow 6, and Titanium Dioxide. Those colors give it the bright yellow tone that makes the finger easy to spot on a table.

Edible and flavored, but not water resistant

This pop is meant to be eaten, and the butterscotch flavor runs through the whole candy. It is not water resistant, so it is not built for wet conditions. Keep it dry and out of direct moisture, since the sugar shell is what holds the shape.

Light enough to pass from hand to hand

The listed weight is 0.15, which makes it light enough to hand across a table without any fuss. Its stick format keeps it within easy reach, and the finger shape stays recognizable from across a room.