Give a Fuck Drink Markers

Identical plastic cups have a way of multiplying on a kitchen counter, and within minutes nobody can tell whose drink is whose. These markers give each guest a way to claim a glass. Each one is shaped like a raised middle finger, so it reads as a joke at first glance and as a tag once it is sitting beside a drink.

Six Colors for Sorting a Crowded Table

The markers come in six bright colors. Assign one to each guest, and every glass gets its own shade. Nobody has to remember a name or a spot on the table. A small group can keep track of its drinks without much fuss.

Because each color is distinct, the markers also work as a quick visual cue across a room. You can glance at the bar and spot which glass belongs to which person.

A One-Inch Piece Built Around the Gesture

At 1 inch, each marker is small enough to tuck beside a cup without taking up table space. The shape does most of the talking. The gesture is blunt and comical, which is why people tend to pick one up to see what it is.

Each piece measures 1 inch.