Give a Fuck Waterproof Playing Cards

Built for Spilled Drinks and Wet Weather

Poolside card games tend to stall the moment a drink tips over or a sudden shower rolls in. These waterproof playing cards are made to keep going through those interruptions. Spills, splashes, and rain bead up and wipe away, so the hand you were dealt is still the hand you play.

Shuffling with damp fingers over a wet table is where most decks give up. This one holds up after the mess, which means fewer restarts and no drying cards on a towel between rounds.

A Middle Finger Pattern on Every Card

Each card carries a cheeky middle finger design. It is bold enough to get a laugh the first time someone fans the deck, and it keeps the table talking between hands.

• Waterproof construction that resists spills, splashes, and rain
• Middle finger pattern design across the cards
• Works for poker, blackjack, and casual party games
• All-novelty deck

Poker, Blackjack, and Party Games

Standard card games give the pattern room to work. Poker, blackjack, and silly party games all run on the same deck, so the humor carries across whatever you play. Keeping a straight face gets harder once the design hits the table.

No dimensions or weight are specified for this deck, so the best way to judge its size is to hold it in your hand before dealing.