Glitterati Penis Gift Bag

Tiny Metallic Penises in Four Tones

Most gift bags rely on a simple repeat print. This one is covered in small penises stamped in four metallic tones: gold, silver, rose gold, and bronze. The finish catches light differently across the surface, so the pattern reads as shimmer rather than flat ink. Each figure is small enough that the overall effect is texture first and image second.

The bag is made from card stock paper, and the metallic pattern is stamped onto it. Hold it at an angle and the four tones shift against each other. The palette stays playful without looking busy, because the metallics share a similar warmth and never compete.

The bag measures 11 inches by 8 inches by 4 inches and weighs 0.2 lbs, so the paper body adds very little bulk to whatever it carries.

Gender-Neutral Design and Paper Build

The pattern does not lean toward one audience. The penises are spread across the full face of the bag in a repeating field, with no single focal image to draw the eye.

Because the body is paper, keep the bag dry, since card stock is not water resistant. Its 4-inch depth is the measurement to check against any item you plan to place inside.

• Gender-neutral design
• Card stock paper construction
• Metallic stamping in gold, silver, rose gold, and bronze
• Multi-color pattern across the full surface
• Not water resistant