Happy F*ing Birthday Candle

An ABS Plastic Topper Instead of Wax

Most birthday candles are wax. This one is made from ABS plastic, so the piece you set on a cake is a sturdy, lightweight object with a smooth surface. It stands about 4 inches tall, which puts its bold message at eye level once it sits on a dessert.

The wording does the work here. It is blunt, funny, and meant to be read from across the table, and the plastic body gives the lettering a clean, solid look.

Black or Gold, Depending on the Setup

Two finishes are offered. The black version has a sleek, dark color that stands out against any cake or dessert. The gold version has a shiny finish that catches the light and reads as more polished on a dessert table.

• Made from ABS plastic
• Stands about 4 inches tall
• Available in black and gold
• Lightweight construction that is easy to insert into cakes
• Compact size that is easy to handle and position

Placing It on a Cake or Standing Alone

Because it is light and compact, it is simple to push into the top of a cake or other party treat. It works just as well on its own as a standalone decoration, so it can move from the dessert table to a shelf or sideboard without needing a stand or base.

Once it is in place, the message does the rest. Set it on the frosting, and it becomes the first thing guests read when they reach the cake.