Macaweenie & Cheese

Someone who wants a dinner with a built-in joke will find this one simple to understand. Macaweenie & Cheese is penis-shaped pasta served with real Kraft cheese, so the bowl itself is the gag.

Pasta Shaped for the Bowl

Each piece is shaped like a penis and made from white pasta, so the outline stays recognizable once it is cooked and the cheese is added. The package has a net weight of 6.25 ounces, which works out to approximately four servings. A single piece measures 2 inches in height, 6.625 inches in length, and 4.25 inches in diameter.

Two Ingredients, Nothing Else

Pasta and Kraft cheese are the only materials in this product, so the meal is built entirely from those two components. The cheese is real Kraft cheese, which gives the dish a familiar flavor that most diners will recognize right away. Once cooked, the noodles come out hot and wet, so account for that before handling or serving them.

Edible Novelty With a Clear Use

The item is classed as an edible novelty and is not water resistant. Its size and shape are what set it apart from a standard box of pasta, and its serving count gives a clear sense of how much to cook. When comparing similar novelty pasta, the net weight and approximately four servings are the figures to check first.

• Penis-shaped pasta made from white pasta
• Served with real Kraft cheese
• Net weight of 6.25 ounces
• Approximately four servings per package
• Edible and not water resistant