Outrageous Office Pens Asst Sayings 5 pk

A person who wants a desk pen that voices a blunt reaction will reach for this set. It is built for quick, lighthearted jabs at the people who borrow pens without asking.

Blunt Sayings Printed on Black ABS Bodies

Each of the five pens carries a different message on its black ABS plastic body. The wording is direct. One line tells a borrower to keep their hands off, another jokes about a spelling struggle, and another says the holder would rather be anywhere else. The pens do not need a second look to get the point across, which is the whole idea.

ABS plastic has a firm, smooth feel in the hand. The finish is uniform across the set, so the five pens look like a matched group when they sit together on a desk.

Dimensions and Weight of Each Pen

Each pen stands 5 inches tall and measures 2.5 inches in length. At 0.5 ounces, it is light enough to pick up and set down without much thought, and the short length keeps it compact in a pocket or bag.

The proportions are modest. Nothing about the shape is bulky, so the pens stay out of the way on a crowded desk.

Five Pens in One Set

The set includes five pens, so each one can carry its own message. Because they share the same black body and size, the collection reads as one piece rather than five mismatched novelties. The lines are the main point of difference between them.

• Five pens, each with a different printed saying
• Black ABS plastic body with a uniform finish
• Measures 5 inches tall and 2.5 inches long
• Weighs 0.5 ounces per pen

ABS plastic is best wiped with a soft, dry cloth, since harsh solvents can dull the finish over time.