Rainbow Dicky Sports Bottle

Most sports bottles look like sports bottles. This one is shaped like a large penis, and its rainbow coloring makes it easy to spot on a crowded table. Its 16-fluid-ounce body is meant to be filled, emptied, and filled again. Rainbow Dicky Sports Bottle is the full name, used here once.

A Novelty Bottle Shaped Like Its Joke

The body follows a penis silhouette, scaled up to hold a generous drink. The rainbow color runs across the whole exterior, so the bottle reads as bright from across a room. Nothing about it is subtle, and that is the appeal.

Sixteen Ounces of ABS Plastic

The bottle is molded from ABS plastic, which keeps it light enough to carry all evening. It is rated waterproof, so splashes and condensation on the outside will not affect it. The capacity is 16 fluid ounces, and the bottle is reusable rather than a single-use item. It is also latex free.

A Removable Straw and a Simple Fill Opening

A straw sits inside the top and can be taken out. Removing it opens a clear path for filling, which makes the bottle easy to fill with water, soda, or a mixed drink. The straw gives you a sip-style drinking option without tipping the bottle back.

The bottle is powerless, so there is nothing to charge or switch on. Here is what a comparison shopper would want to check:

• Rainbow-colored ABS plastic body in the shape of a penis
• 16-fluid-ounce capacity
• Removable straw
• Waterproof construction
• Latex free and reusable