Suck a Bag of Dicks

Each piece is a soft, chewy gummy molded into the shape of a dick and finished with a sugar glaze. The glaze sits on the outside and adds to the fruit flavor, so the first bite and the rest of the chew feel a little different from one another.

Shape, Glaze and Chew

The candy is built around its shape. Each piece is designed to look like a playful gummy dick, and the fruit flavor comes from the candy itself, with the sugar glaze layered over it. The texture stays soft and chewy from the first bite to the last, rather than firm or brittle.

Choosing Between the 4 oz and 3 oz Bags

The 4 oz bag is the larger option and is meant to be shared among more people. The 3 oz bag is compact and easy to carry around. Both sizes contain the same candy, and both carry the same bold, humorous labeling.

Packaging and Candy Details

The labeling is built to be noticed. It uses bold, humorous artwork that matches the product's irreverent tone, so the bag reads as a joke before anyone opens it. The candy inside is the only element listed, and it is the same across both sizes.

• Gummy candy molded into a dick shape
• Fruit flavor with a sugar glaze coating
• Soft, chewy texture
• Available in 4 oz and 3 oz bags
• Bold, humorous packaging