The Pegging Game Cribbage Only Dirtier

A Penis-Shaped Cribbage Board

Cribbage gets a crude makeover with this game, which replaces the usual rectangular board with one shaped like a penis. The scoring track and card play stay recognizable, so the design adds humor without changing how the game is played.

• Penis-shaped game board made from high quality materials
• Three sets of colored pegs for keeping score
• Complete instructions covering setup, strategies, and dealing methods

Each set of pegs is a different color, which makes it easy to tell whose marker is whose as the scores climb.

Scoring to 121 Under Standard Cribbage Rules

Standard cribbage rules apply, and the first player or team to reach 121 points wins. The included instructions walk through setup and dealing, so a group can start without hunting down outside rules.

Pegs and board handle score tracking from the first deal to the final hole, keeping the count visible to everyone at the table.

Two to Four Players, One Standard Deck

The game is built for 2 to 3 players, or for four players split into two teams of two. You will need one standard deck of playing cards to deal, so bring a deck and a group ready for a lot of crude jokes along the way.

Keep the board dry and store the pegs with it so the full set is ready for the next game night.