The Stoner Prescription Greeting Card w/ Matchbook

Sturdy cardstock gives this card a firm, stiff feel that keeps its shape in the mail or on a shelf. Store it flat so the corners stay square, and the card will look crisp when it reaches its recipient. The paper has enough body to feel like a finished piece rather than a flimsy insert.

A Pad-Style Graphic With a Joke Built In

The front is printed with a pad-style graphic that looks like a form you might find on a clipboard. Its wording plays on the idea of a refill, turning an ordinary note pad into a punchline. The joke lands quickly, which suits a card that is meant to be read in a single glance.

Because the design leans on its layout, the printed details do most of the work. There is no extra decoration competing for attention, just a clean sheet with a bold message.

Blank Inside, With Room for a Matchbook

The interior is left blank, so you can write whatever you like. A short line, a longer note, or just a signature will fit the space without any printed text to work around.

A slot is built into the card for holding a matchbook. A matchbook comes included, so it is packed with the card and ready to slide in. The slot keeps the matchbook in place as the card is opened and closed, which adds a small, hands-on moment to the reveal.

Dimensions and What Comes With the Card

The card is a single folded piece built from cardstock, with the matchbook insert set in its own slot. Nothing else is needed to complete it, so the card and matchbook arrive as one package.

• Printed front with a pad-style graphic and a humorous message
• Blank interior for a personal note
• Built-in slot that holds the included matchbook
• Constructed from sturdy cardstock
• Measures 4.25" x 5.5"