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A foil message that announces itself

A magenta foil stamp reads "You Know You Want It!" across the bag, so the joke is in place before anything comes out of it. The lettering is the only bright accent on the bag's surface, which keeps the message easy to spot.

Sized for compact adult gifts

At 13 inches long, 5 inches wide and 3.5 inches tall, the bag suits small to medium items such as vibrators or other intimate surprises. The card stock is thick and sturdy, and the woven handles are made to hold up during transport.

• Dimensions: 13 inches long, 5 inches wide, 3.5 inches tall
• Thick, sturdy card stock construction
• Woven handles designed to hold up during transport
• Magenta foil stamp reading "You Know You Want It!"

Black flocked tiger or teal woven texture

The black version is sleek and bold, with a plush, velvet-like flocked tiger pattern printed black on black. The design reads through texture rather than contrast, so it only shows up up close and in the light.

The teal version is a brighter alternative with an elegant woven texture across the card stock. If you are comparing the two, the black bag gets its detail from the flocked pattern, while the teal bag relies on its woven surface.